why no truth morgs? it tastes so gooouuud. and yes jewsi, i have been eating oatmeal, you win the prize. a free SUBWAY SANDWHICH!! in fact, truth tastes like oatmeal...really good with brown sugar. keila i don't eat bitches, i just suck their blood. its rancid, but i need it to live.
keira if i acted on ANY of the things you said you would run and hide like a little girl. you are just an alluring temptress whose words are as shallow as puddles on flat cement. enjoi.
it might be funner to knock a random up.. then send her off with another guy. for him to do the rest of the work. but i think we've been over this. but im also just sayin'.. /ramblin. - girl who laughs when HADUUDUDUDD sound is made. yes that sound.
WHO ARE YOU BROCK. 'virgin blood'? well.. i wish you the best if luck. its all around.. this task should be easy. probably why you went to the 'bich'. FIGURE WHO THIS PERSON OUT yeah. you probably wont. ever
haha everyone thinks you hang up on people. i guess you really do. but i HAVE NEVER been hung up on. wahaha. im to lovely to be hung up on. oh yeah. you got it dudeo. -morgsan
you're home in... 1.... 2... 3.. 4 DAYS. hopefully thats correct. i cant spell so dont expect anything special for my counting skills. -MK (and no.. not mk+a or whatever the hellka they call themselves. sick)
you would. gah.. haha oh and new fave sigur ros song.. Agaetis Bryjun. im still discovering them since you gave me thousands. its hard to get through them all. lol.
dang, where have you gone! hopefully this 'moment'.. is a quick one. ah well. i also wanted to mention that sufjan stevens is coming october... i know you and juice saw him in le sasquatch. but honestly i only found out, to know that its sold out. The End. -Morgham.
You know what would make my day? Use Photoshop and morph a picture of me. You know, perhaps onto the head of a lovely lady hanging off the arm of some hunkalicious Hollywood man. Remember, cuz I'm allowed to have Hollywood crushes since I have no one to curb them for. Do it. I don't want to be a shark.
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keira likes to take it from guys for their first time... it makes her feel naughty
die?
hey brock so you wanted a picture of my MASSIVE bush man beard...i got one...its yours...check my blog...i hate you..
you're lame...my MORTAL NEMESIS
YAS.
i am happy brock.
i am.
Brock, beautiful. i have a desire to paint that. send me the file?! :P
I saw a palatypus today. it didnt kill me.
you would.
hmmmf.
first pedophiles touched you,
then nuns were defrocked,
and now you have an every changing lucky number.
what's up with that?
hahaha, i didn't know you looked EVERY time. way to be observant jewsi.
and its cos i am studying....or trying too.
vhangk!
im no longer the outcast, instead im a private box at a theatre. i can take a hint...sjflsg!
well you can't be an outcast since you are coming back...sorry, thems the rules.
your friends seem to love you as well. so much love.
i have NO idea what this is
what or whats even going on.
therefore im peacin out
-morgs
cant' handle the TRUTH moregon??
what's with the bitches and cream reference?
are you trying you tell us you've been eating oatmeal?
....and bitches?
that i can not.
why no truth morgs? it tastes so gooouuud.
and yes jewsi, i have been eating oatmeal, you win the prize. a free SUBWAY SANDWHICH!!
in fact, truth tastes like oatmeal...really good with brown sugar.
keila i don't eat bitches, i just suck their blood. its rancid, but i need it to live.
bitches.... YOUR A BITCH. and HELVIETA! my new word i learned... dont remember what language.. but it doesnt mean anything nice!
i HATE being called a bitch. feck both of you.
howd you even know it was moi
i'll take free subway..
and a cookie?
what! pretty sure that's a lie.
whour.
i'm not that lucky.
it's just discrete.
are you calling me gay?
no. i am not a homosegsual.
i guess the "hinge" thing just threw me off.
keira if i acted on ANY of the things you said you would run and hide like a little girl. you are just an alluring temptress whose words are as shallow as puddles on flat cement. enjoi.
muahah.
bahahahhaah.
nice use of "enjoi". very much appreciated.
i like fiber.
nuff said.
why do you hide your name anonymous? we all know you go by EMILY.
let's have a debate.
ok. i win automatically cos emily said she left a comment and i checkd right away (cos i am a giant nerd).
are you dead yet?
i can't tell. maybe if you push the knife in just a bit further...
i gladly would push the knife in furthur...
a gohstly brock would be fun.
you dont even want a blog.
rid yourself of it.
SICK.
my cereal would be AWFUL
if anything like that EVER happened.
hes cute though
-Morganshlana
oh shoot
this pic turns me on too.
am i a creeper?
-twizzler.
YOU LOVE BABIES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GROSS. LOOK AT ITS faceeeeee.
ewwwwwwwwimabarf now
if only.
-unknownshlamwana.
but it IS
maybe, but i don't have a fecked up horse/camel/lama on which to ride.
so sexual.
there are way too many anons going on.
and don't worry, keira is 100% talk. well maybe 99.9 cos she does have to think of it.
not after her recent lobotomy...
you wouldn't anyways cos i'm black.
and keila, you can't be doctor of a tree. i mean, COME ON.
none of that changes the fact that its all so sexual though
sorry.
its amusing really.
its my last name.
and you're not black like me.
iv see you blush.
bitch paleez
fuck you
oh shoot my hand slipped
.jerk.
thanks emily.
you should see her in bed.
OoooOooO la la tigressequenadaa
I have...she gives new meaning to her name "Em-Kitty."
well i feel slightly sexual. unnnncoomfortable.
no?
okay.
pib in tminus 5 sleeps
YEAH !!!! i love pib!
i don't think i'll sleep for all five nights....too excited. YES.
oh, and keira, why don't you jsut start flirting with emily, gimme a break for awhile. thanks.
bah!
pshhh. such a lack of fun. if you are near a treehouse you better as hell be IN it. feck. you'll learn.
not at all. i make myself nervous.
did i mention i was nervous?
im nervous
i don't want you to be. feck. i am the king of shit.
Keila darling...I cause Brock to feel many things. Everything from rage to burning lust. But nervous is certainly not one of those things.
Hahahahaha that's wonderful to hear, Keila. You brought a smile to my face in the middle of my workday. Okay so maybe nervous is one of them... ;)
ninos.
it might be funner to knock a random up.. then send her off with another guy. for him to do the rest of the work.
but i think we've been over this.
but im also just sayin'..
/ramblin.
- girl who laughs when HADUUDUDUDD sound is made.
yes that sound.
i know who you are. MORGHAM.
and yes, thats how i operate.
its science.
kinda like weed science. haha
your gunna lurve that. oh YES.
i suppose the hudadhahda gave moi away.
crapetall.
oh wow. now you REALLY have no clue who it is. cos we sound the same. holy hollywood watch out. she'll get you too.
no. it's simple. the last anon os keila and the other is morgan. but yes, the lingo is melding.
nope. not yet. not until the sun sets and i can leave my house in search for virgin blood.
Do you really need to leave your house to find that?
WHO ARE YOU BROCK.
'virgin blood'?
well.. i wish you the best if luck.
its all around.. this task should be easy.
probably why you went to the 'bich'.
FIGURE WHO THIS PERSON OUT
yeah. you probably wont.
ever
of*
my bad.
that totes was a question for le brockoman not le kei kei.
but apparently on these blogos.
everyone goes wild a biza
-anonshuna
you're all a bunch of muddy espresso faces
sometimes when i read this convo, i cry. hi brock. i think youre cool
knit me a sock.
i have no idea who you are. so if you want your sock call me. ha
you're*
dont we all
i agree you are vain.. get over yourself and it shouldnt take long because you are small, there isnt much to get over...
But he's not where it counts.
i would call you, but you'd hang up on me.
come bring me the sock, and then we can go fishing.
k thanx.
yours truly.
haha everyone thinks you hang up on people.
i guess you really do.
but i HAVE NEVER been hung up on.
wahaha.
im to lovely to be hung up on.
oh yeah. you got it dudeo.
-morgsan
that's a lie.
you're still there.
i see you infact.
now who's the liar?
hmm?
HAH! Your at camp right now!! It's probably cabin game time.. I hope you have made a fool of yourself already.
FYI: "Camp" is actually code for "Keira's bed."
come home already.
shit.
its been .. like a couple days.
baha.
4 sleeps til fun arrives.
you're home in...
1....
2...
3..
4 DAYS.
hopefully thats correct. i cant spell so dont expect anything special for my counting skills.
-MK (and no.. not mk+a or whatever the hellka they call themselves. sick)
i know a Morgham Kenyon when i read one. ha.
Are we gonna play when you get your butt home?
you would. gah.. haha
oh and new fave sigur ros song..
Agaetis Bryjun.
im still discovering them since you gave me thousands. its hard to get through them all. lol.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
twizzlers.
nuff said.
egypt out.
hot damn.
good thing im no emo.
-mkers.
I wish you'd eat me too.
to bad im not a friend, eaten by Brock.
and now dead.
guess im not on the top list of 'friends'.
and no im not talking like 'Keira'.
- so excited she could barely handle the wonderous news.
hahh.
well MORGAN it's actually only cos you weren't in the photo.
that's it.
have fun in Uganda.
ciao.
yay! i have been known to monkey around... im proud to be included in the b-rock man whore blog post!
ill be waiting..
egypt.
However, eating Pride cookies will turn you gay.
we ALL had some. wanker.
except for Keds.
have I told you lately that I hate you?
nope. i was getting worried.
oh i love that comment. i agree juicywana.
ola brock!!!....i have arrived from le 3rd world country.
I changed my addy so please update your link - thanks!
http://keira-annemellis.blogspot.com/
It's a lie...a lie, I tell you.
bonjour. mange mon bebe?
you had a baby!?
bahahahahahhahahaha.
oui.
avec....the cookie monster
was it blue?
dang, where have you gone!
hopefully this 'moment'.. is a quick one.
ah well.
i also wanted to mention that sufjan stevens is coming october... i know you and juice saw him in le sasquatch. but honestly i only found out, to know that its sold out.
The End.
-Morgham.
id better get my letter soon ass.
ps. I HATE THE FRIEND ZONE!!!
bahahah. you love it. don't even deny it.
your letter is on its way ya wanker.
I want a letter, Brock. Oh wait - I got one on my desecrated dining table.
muahahah.
maybe i'll give you a real one one of these days.
ack, "one one", i hate it.
You know what would make my day? Use Photoshop and morph a picture of me. You know, perhaps onto the head of a lovely lady hanging off the arm of some hunkalicious Hollywood man. Remember, cuz I'm allowed to have Hollywood crushes since I have no one to curb them for. Do it. I don't want to be a shark.
You feel like you have bushy eyebrows?
yessir.
your moods last quite some time.
just sayin though..
-rockstar. bitches.
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